Fuck you, census.
Question 1. How many people were living or staying in this house, apartment, or mobile home on April 1, 2010. Number of people = 02.
Question 2. Were there any additional people staying here April 1, 2010 that you did not include in Question 1?
Box 1: Children, such as newborn babies or foster children.
Full on tempest o’ tears.
I mean, I understand the purpose of the census and all, but couldn’t you have started with income or education or something that might have made me feel GOOD about myself?