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HA HA HA I AM SO FUNNEEEEEEE. I should totally have saved this AWESOME JOKE for a moment when I actually had a negative test (all too soon, all too soon), but I figure this is the only pea my garden will ever produce, so best seize the moment. Or carpe peaem, if you will.

DAMN, I’m hilarious today.

But seriously, ya’ll, I grew a pea! Let me prove it to you. Because the internet is full of lies.

OH, HOW WE WILL FEAST TONIGHT! And, speaking of produce, here’s where my lettuce goes! Of course I’d rather have bunnies than lettuce. Did you even need to ask?

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  1. Bunnies for our Bunny. How appropriate and HILARIOUS! I LOVE (yes I am shouting at you) your pee on a stick picture. I LOVE it!Enjoy the feast.:)

    June 15, 2010
  2. That is a gorgeous pea. And I think that joke will stay evergreen as long as it is needed. Mind if I pull it out (if I ever work up the courage to actually pee on one of the 6 sticks in my medicine cabinet?)

    June 15, 2010
  3. Oh, this post made me hungry! I can't wait to hear what you did with that gorgeous pea! 🙂 And…WOW. The POAS joke is really something special!!!

    June 15, 2010
  4. you only planted the lettuce to get the bunnies. like a bird feeder. but for bunnies.i planted tons of peas this year in the hope that this time i'd be able to pick enough at once to have a reasonable side dish. ha. ha. luckily a few peas taste nice thrown into almost anything.

    June 15, 2010
  5. Oh dear gawd, this is just what I needed this morning. A wee chuckle. (A pea chuckle?) Congrats on your pea success. 🙂 Our garden still looks so infantile right now. The tomatoes are starting to stand up and branch out with enough vigor to require new cages, but not much else seems to be going on. Instead of bunnies, we have groundhog issues. Apparently our groundhog from last year (that limey bitch!) decided to squat out 5 babies under the back deck of a neighboring house for sale, and those fuckers think our backyard is their personal playground. (They are ridiculously cute though.) I just worry mostly that our cat or dogs will tango with them and we'll be financing our vet's next cruise to the Carribbean with our bill.

    June 15, 2010
  6. You kill me! That's so great. Congrats on your bounteous harvest!

    June 15, 2010
  7. Jem #

    Great joke! It took me a moment to see the stick and really get the joke! Too cute! So is the bunny.

    June 15, 2010
  8. i think perhaps your fertility is tied to your garden. and as you're garden is becoming fruitful, so are you!! *yaay*!!!!

    June 15, 2010
  9. WOW! Bountiful harvest you have there, bunny. You are not going to believe this, but only today, I opened a pod and finding ONE bean, had pang of infertility empathy for the bean plant.Nature, eh? CRUEL, MEAN THING.

    June 15, 2010
  10. Oh I love you bunny. I needed a laugh and you delivered.You are definitely FUNNEEEEEE. And I'm glad you didnt wait to post this as I needed to smile TODAY, thanks.xxxxxxxx

    June 15, 2010
  11. JB #

    You could make a fortune with your new line of organic "pea sticks." For infertile hippies!

    June 15, 2010
  12. Haha, love the pea. That reminds me, I need to pick mine! Leave it to me to let them all wither on the vine…Cute bunny :).

    June 15, 2010
  13. LOL cute. Yea for growing things. Your garden looks great.

    June 15, 2010
  14. Pea on a stick! Hilarious.I love to grow peas…so easy, even I can not kill them. Yay me!Love Twangy's infertile bean empathy.

    June 15, 2010
  15. HILARIOUS:) And I like to think of the bounty of that nifty pea as a sign of other things growing in your, er, garden. I'll leave the analogy there.

    June 16, 2010
  16. That was high-larious. High-larious, I tell you.I like the analogies that the others are making. Gardening just feels like hope, doesn't it? Even without the pregnancy (or, as it may be, POAS) connection, you can't put things in the ground, care for them, and wait and watch through the spring without having some real hope for the outcome.Sorry, I'm all weepy lately….and this is getting me going.

    June 16, 2010
  17. (a) I love peas and think it's fab that you grew one(b) I love your photo and that you wrote on the pea.I wish I could garden — then I wouldn't feel as if I sucked the life out of everything. I'm jealous of your pea.

    June 16, 2010
  18. i think i say this every single time i comment on your blog … you crack me right up! i absolutely love reading your blog!

    June 16, 2010
  19. JC #

    Lol, good one! And that bunny is SO cute!

    June 17, 2010
  20. Yep. Good one. Made me giggle

    September 21, 2010

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