HA HA HA I AM SO FUNNEEEEEEE. I should totally have saved this AWESOME JOKE for a moment when I actually had a negative test (all too soon, all too soon), but I figure this is the only pea my garden will ever produce, so best seize the moment. Or carpe peaem, if you will.
DAMN, I’m hilarious today.
But seriously, ya’ll, I grew a pea! Let me prove it to you. Because the internet is full of lies.
OH, HOW WE WILL FEAST TONIGHT! And, speaking of produce, here’s where my lettuce goes! Of course I’d rather have bunnies than lettuce. Did you even need to ask?