Dreams are just dreams…
BUT…I had one last night in which I started bleeding profusely. You know, from my lady region. I’m guessing this is just a symptom of the fact that I am preparing myself for bad news on Tuesday. It’s happened to so many of you, why not me? Am I a special princess or something? Okay…I totally am a special princess, at it happens, but bad things happen even to special princesses. Like that one time my favorite pony got eviscerated by a dragon–there were charred pony guts everywhere. Huge bummer.
Anyway, here’s what I’m hoping for this weekend.
1. That Bun Bun grows and thrives, that I experience no evidence to the contrary.
2. That my fucking cold goes away and I get some motherfucking sleep.
3. That all of you get pregnant. Yeah, even you, JB, and even those of you who are already pregnant. I don’t want to hear your complaints. Just do as you’re told.