Oh drugstore.com order list, thou art a mirror of my soul
I buy all my drugstore-type-products online, partly so I can purchase embarrassing things without human contact, and partly because we’re a one-car family, so it’s often not convenient for me run out and get something. An interesting consequence is that I have a record of all my IF purchases. To wit:
The last order for birth control pills.
The fertility monitor.
The sad series of test sticks for the fertility monitor.
My first box of pregnancy tests.
A pathetic string of orders for fertility monitor test sticks and pregnancy tests.
Just pregnancy tests. No need for the test sticks once we started ART.
Magnesium citrate for the BOWEL PREP prior to my laparoscopy.
More pregnancy tests.
Vitamin E oil for my myomectomy scar.
The fateful box of pregnancy tests that contained one lucky test destined to be my first real positive.
Morning sickness drops.
I wonder what will come next? Will I get to order a series of alarming products from the heretofore detested “baby and mom” section? Or will my next order come from the “my baby turned out to be dead at my nine week ultrasound” section? I haven’t thrown up since I wrote that complainy post, so I’m not at all sure it won’t be the latter. I hope they sell liquor in the dead baby section.