Sigh. One of my students submitted a paper with massive chunks of text copied from the interweb. And not just the interweb, a really stupid website. I do a lot of plagiarism education and practice in that class, and I design assignments where you can’t easily plagiarize. So that’s disappointing. In addition to the hassle of meeting with her and filing an academic integrity violation report, I’m just so damn offended! Did she really think I wouldn’t notice? PULEAZE! Even if the jarring difference in tone and content hadn’t caught my attention, the idiot failed to notice the cut and pasted text was in a slightly different color! (We’re talking dark grey here, not, like, red, but still.) It just pisses me off to have a student think Professor Bunny is that stupid! I am not. She’s the stupid one. And I’m gonna FUCK HER UP!
Of course I’m not actually going to fuck her up. I’m going to have a meeting wherein I show her the documentation and gently inquire what happened. And do you know what she will most likely say, based on my previous experience? I don’t KNOW how that plagiarized text got into my paper. I have no idea. It is a total mystery. And then I will FUCK HER UP! With my academic integrity violation report.