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Most important item first: I busted out the BIG COAT this morning. It’s an ankle length down coat, and keeps me warm and snugly all winter long, as I wade through waist-deep snow. Some might mock me for wearing such an extreme coat so early in the year, but while they’re mocking, I’ll be cozy. Suck it, mockers.
I have a due date now. May 11th. That should work out nicely in terms of getting my grades in before having my uterus cut open. I know. I talked about having a baby as if it’s actually going to happen. I’m practicing.
My new OB was totally fine, and who really cares as long as she’s not overtly freaky. I don’t seem to need a whole lotta hand holding, perhaps because I’m so fucking sick of doctors. But she said one thing that earned her a place in my heart: Brisk walking is the perfect exercise for pregnant ladies. HOT DAMN! Music to my ears. Now don’t you pregnant exercise buffs get all up in arms about this. She also gave me the speech about how other kinds of exercise are totally safe, etc. But we’re focusing on the part where she said that the thing I do every day as part of my routine, and enjoy doing, is perfect. Aaaaah!
I’ve scheduled a meeting next week with my Department Chair. The purpose of which is to tell him about this fetus. Gulp!