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Just as I suspected!

I’d been feeling some mysterious twanging sensations coming from my uterus, so I decided to schedule an ultrasound to make sure everything was okay.

Sure enough….

*

Of course I was super relieved that Bun Bun is fine. But then it hit me….I have NO IDEA how to take care of a baby ukulele. I mean, what does a baby ukulele even EAT? But then I found this book:


So we’re set.

*That’s not Bun Bun, just some random internet fetus. And no, I didn’t really have an ultrasound. Because everything’s fine. Just extremely and hilariously TWANGY!

18 Comments Post a comment
  1. HA! Hilarious. Thanks, Bunny. I needed that. xo

    March 25, 2011
  2. are you sure it's a uke? could be a fetal guitar. i hope it doesn't get so big it pushes against bun bun. don't want him to end up a flat minor. that's key.

    March 25, 2011
  3. This is so funny! Thanks for the laugh!

    March 25, 2011
  4. I hope Bun Bun is practicing her scales in there. I don't want her to get behind the other ukulele-playing fetuses. You can't make up those early weeks.

    March 25, 2011
  5. ASP #

    You're the best! 😉

    March 25, 2011
  6. cgd #

    🙂 where do you find this stuff????? love the comic relief, a very good thing during my 2ww.

    March 25, 2011
  7. You're hilarious.

    March 25, 2011
  8. Ha! Really? But yes, Twangy, that HAS to be good.

    March 25, 2011
  9. It certainly makes me think of you, T.

    March 25, 2011
  10. You crack me up…

    March 25, 2011
  11. Seriously? You may be the funniest person I kind-of-know-but-not-really.

    March 25, 2011
  12. Good thing you're not gestating a cello player :).

    March 25, 2011
  13. Hilarity. Delivering a ukulele might be a tough part though. Glad you are arming yourself with knowledge on the care and feeding of baby ukuleles. Thanks for the laugh, Bunny.

    March 26, 2011
  14. Just frightened the dog, I laughed so hard at the sight of that ukulele. Looks like you have a bluegrass baby, there:)

    March 26, 2011
  15. I had already learned to not be drinking anything when I read your posts, but I still end up sputtering from laughing.

    March 26, 2011
  16. JB #

    Thank goodness you're having a C-section, because you do NOT want to know what kind of tear results from a breach ukelele delivery. Better not to risk it. Also, be glad Bun Bun chose a simple stringed instrument instead of a drumkit or a tuba.

    March 26, 2011
  17. Be careful. That ukelele book looks dated. I mean, did you see her shoes with those stovepipes? Make sure you get the most recent edition.

    March 27, 2011
  18. AL #

    hahahahaha!

    March 29, 2011

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