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Dear Diary,
OMG it finally happened! Last night MB and I DID IT. I guess I’m a woman now. It was totally not like in the movies. It hurt, like, a LOT, at first. After that it was okay. I don’t really get what everyone’s so excited about, though. Maybe I’m just not very good at it yet? Anyways, I guess now I have to do it again. 

He said he loves me. I hope he really does. But he hasn’t called or texted me…

Probably because we live in the same house. So yeah. The long (exactly five months!) hiatus is over. Mr. Bunny was clear that now we’re back in the game, he’s not going to be so patient in the future. Fuck. I should have held out for a few more months.

Okay, I’m not entirely serious. It wasn’t awful or anything, and I do believe the physical connection is important and blah blah blah marriage good blah blah, but I hope at some point it doesn’t feel like a fucking obligation.

Get it? A FUCKING OBLIGATION?

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  1. Laughing outloud in my cube and you know I can't tell anyone what I've just read! I'm glad you are back in the saddle and that it was ok.

    October 6, 2011
  2. JB #

    Meh. It does take a while. But you'll get your mojo back. Eventually, and I swear on a stack of ovulation predictor kits, you'll WANT to have sex just because it's FUN. Weird. right? I KNOW.

    October 6, 2011
  3. Oh! Well, a milestone, bunny. That is good. Am thinking – ehem – greater interest will return in time. (I used to write the "steamy" parts of my diary in code. 'Twas hardly enigma, but I still can't quite be arsed to work it out to read them. For the best, perhaps.)

    October 6, 2011
  4. heehee.

    October 6, 2011
  5. I can't even imagine doing that shit anytime soon… I feel ya. Hopefully it will become FUN in the near future.

    October 6, 2011
  6. HA! It's all over now!! Or you could put it off again for another few months but he might start requesting it frequently. Good for you though!

    October 6, 2011
  7. Ha ha ha! I thought as much wen I saw the title :). I am sure things will improve with time now that you and MR B have reached this milestone.

    October 6, 2011
  8. Obligation feels so old fashioned. I imagine an old timey Bunny with a parasol pleading the vapors or some shit to avoid duty. I am a huge fan of being up for business on both sides. The whole going thru the motions has been terrible advice for me. Something will rekindle the flame again. Fret not.

    October 6, 2011
  9. I hear ya sista! We took the plunge about 2.5 months ago and it still feels like an obligation to me. I`m hoping that breastfeeding has a lot to do with it. Still looking for the bow chica in my bow chica bow wow….

    October 7, 2011
  10. Oh, you brave bunny… Don't worry, as all have said before, the mojo will return. It's a new normal life you have to adjust to, the baby is the priority, and all other things take turns on the to do list. It may feel like an obligation in the beginning, what with the lack of energy and sleep and the strong desire to just crash and lay inert for several hours. But there will come a time, soon enough, when not only you will like it again, you will (gasp!) initiate it, that much you'll like it again. Until then, do whatever you need to do to keep everyone happy, as per the priority rank. 🙂

    October 7, 2011
  11. Snortle. (That's a snort + chuckle). Glad you got back into the saddle. Glad it wasn't awful. Hoping it'll once more be nice, and very soon, but given the hormones still running rampant in the Bunnysystem, I think you should cut yourself slack there for a bit.

    October 7, 2011
  12. N #

    Cracking me up as well. Glad it wasn't a too painful obligation!

    October 7, 2011
  13. Glad it wasn't too awful :). I find myself half-enjoying it occasionally, but still can't be bothered more than once every couple of weeks. My husband has been trying a lot more often lately, too…must be something about that 5 month mark…and I didn't even give birth, lol. Those breastfeeding hormones are enough to kill the libido, and I'm assuming it's going to be that way until Isaac is weaned. Or maybe not?

    October 7, 2011
  14. AL #

    Glad it wasn't too bad and hope it even starts to be enjoyable. It's still kinda meh over here too, I'd just rather sleep.

    October 9, 2011
  15. I have faith that one day it will no longer feel like an obligation. And then, if you're as lucky as I have been, you'll get knocked up having fun….and the cycle will start all over again!I'm afraid I am not capable of telling you where the sarcasm begins and ends in that sentiment. Sometimes I think that life, even in it's more generous of moments, is kind of a sadist.

    October 11, 2011
  16. barfingrainbowsandunicorns #

    HAHAHAHA. I love this post.

    October 11, 2011
  17. Whore.

    October 12, 2011
  18. Oak #

    The Boy asked me for a blow job the other day and I simply stared at him like he was the craziest motherfucker ever. He got the point.

    October 18, 2011
  19. Yeah, sleep alllllllllways wins these days.I actually had tears from laughing so hard reading this. :)xoxo

    October 18, 2011

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