What is up with the PEPPERS?
In any TV show/ movie scene that takes place in a kitchen, there’s a huge pile of red (and yellow, and sometimes green) peppers. Characters stand there chopping a gigantic pile of peppers as they engage in dialogue or wait to be murdered or whatever. What, in the name of all that is holy, does anyone make with a shitload of peppers? Do you guys all cook up huge masses of peppers every night? Am I missing out on some quintessential aspect of American Life? WHAT ARE THEY GOING TO MAKE WITH THOSE PEPPERS?
Sometimes it’s celery. That’s even harder to fathom.