Cave. With bats.
I feel like I’m living in a cave. It’s not an unpleasant cave.
It’s got bats.
And not just bats…
There are books and pillows, too!
But it’s a little gloomy all the same. It’s SO cold and snowy. My students plagiarized. (Why? Why are they such total pieces of wasting-my-time shit?) This shampoo I bought smells really weird. (It’s got beer in it. Which should have been a tip off. No more internet shampoo shopping.) I want spring to come so I can stop hibernating and go wash my disgusting fur off in a cold stream.