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Cave. With bats.

I feel like I’m living in a cave. It’s not an unpleasant cave.


It’s got bats.



And not just bats…


There are books and pillows, too!

But it’s a little gloomy all the same. It’s SO cold and snowy. My students plagiarized. (Why? Why are they such total pieces of wasting-my-time shit?) This shampoo I bought smells really weird. (It’s got beer in it. Which should have been a tip off. No more internet shampoo shopping.) I want spring to come so I can stop hibernating and go wash my disgusting fur off in a cold stream.


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  1. Oak #

    I’m dying laughing. I think it’s the beer hair and the digusting fur that got me.

    November 20, 2014
  2. Misfit #

    Snow. Ugh. Paraphrase peeps or don’t try to steal from smarter people. Ugh.

    I do like me some bat bunnies. Also, I am looking up all your sleep posts once again. Just to remind myself that teaching some little one to sleep is important and doable. Fear is the mind killer. I just made that up. Yep. Totally deserve an A prof bunny. Totes.

    November 20, 2014
  3. Rebranding from bunnies to batties? 🙂

    November 20, 2014
  4. SRB #

    Heh. That is a specifically identified cave, you old bat 😉

    I saw one of those stupid internet quote thingies yesterday that said “I’m sorry for what I said when it was winter.” And I actually like that one! Five more months to go…

    November 21, 2014
  5. What is the punishment for plagiarizing these days? Death by hot poker?

    November 22, 2014

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