I’m feeling motherfucking festive
Despite being an atheist, I totally love Christmas. I’m almost done with grades for this semester, and have a few minutes before I need to head home to get my cocktail on, SO…
I wanted to share one of my most successful stocking stuffers EVAH, in case you need something to stick in someone’s stocking. Or pie hole. Or other orifice. Oh dear. That got troubling, as you will see if you click.
These little guys are THE BEST. We’ve found so many ways to amuse our babies with them, including sticking them on other animals to create disturbing chimera-pods. And having Bun Bun hold one between her teeth while Bunlet tried to pull it out created a pretty memorable image. I know, horrible plastic, and usually I lean towards things made of artisinally harvested organic tofu wood, but unlike all the stupid shit my mother in law is going to dump on us, they continue to be amusing year after year. AND they taste better than the weirdly floral I’m a tedious foodie home-made caramels we’ll be getting from BFB.
Speaking of gifts that the giver thinks are brilliant and the receiver wishes the giver would stop giving every god-damned year, this year our calendar features a series of Extremely Picky Carnivorous Plants, modeled on old botanical prints. Here’s my favorite: Winter