What does the future hold?
Since I’m already perfect, I have no need of new year’s resolutions. Nothing I could possibly do better this year. And since my life is totally uneventful, there’s nothing to reflect on about last year. I mean, it’s not like I started the year with an unexpected pregnancy and ended it with a perfect baby.
So, having nothing to say about myself, I will instead share Bun Bun and Bunlet’s vision for the future. Here’s what they plan to do when they are as old as Mama.
Bun Bun: I will eat a whole apple.* And a pomegranate.
Bunlet: I will bite. And push.
Bun Bun: I will get a cement mixer and pour cement.
Bun Bun: And I will take Bunlet to the grocery store and we will buy the juiciest apples in the world and pomegranates, and wizard mix.**
Bunlet: And I will have cocktails.
I hope all their dreams come true. And I hope 2016 is a glorious year for each of you.
*She gets apples cut up, because when she gets a whole apple it takes her about six hours to finish it.
**A trail mix that is basically made of candy.